Sizzling Summer 2013 Horoscope

 

Fortune Teller/photo by sxc.hu/vjeran2001

Fortune Teller/photo by sxc.hu/vjeran2001

The summer heats your tamales as a bunch of planets oppose volcanic Pluto. Don’t be surprised if what you thought is true and solid is not. Never fear, fluidity is what keeps us on our toes and makes us work harder for success. Change is often good and in this case, needed.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
If your domestic situation is in need of a summer cleaning, expect a big broom to sweep clean this month. Aries either decide on new furnishings or new company to decorate their abode. The more time you spend on all of this, the less you want to spend on the job. Will all of this activity change your life’s goals? It depends on what your goals are. Unemployment?

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)
Talk is cheap, so they say. But talk of global adventure and changing the world could be expensive. Taurians have grand plans that they need to put into action sooner than later. But careful planning and implementation are essential because of unforeseen obstacles. The world can become your oyster, if you like searching for pearls in every dish..

GEMINI   (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
The world is looking rosy and lush. Why not increase the overgrowth by lavishing your lover with expensive gifts? But are they suitably grateful? Be sure to communicate carefully so that your lurid words match your extravagant actions. Even better, try to find ways to romance on the cheap. Nude food painting can be combined with lunch, Gemini.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)
The spotlights turns on you. Is it a a harsh strobe or a rosy glow? The quality of your appearance is up to you, Cancer. But be aware that partners and partners-to-be will be watching and assessing your charms. Give it all you’ve got and pour on the charm. The hearts that you capture now will warm you throughout the sseason… and then some.

LEO   (JULY 24 – AUGUST 23)
Mystery surrounds you whether in secret admirers or secret enemies. Keep your ear to the ground and see if you can discern friend from foe. And speaking of secrets, there are things that you can do to remove the cosmic clutter from your life that might be creating obstacles to success. There is no mystery here: you know exactly what you have to do.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 – SEPTEMBER 23)
Dive into the social swim and see who sails by and hoists you up. Virgos can reach out and make new friendships very easily now. And the people you meet now lead  you into all sorts of artistic enterprises. But don’t overdo it. The temptation will be to light your candle at both ends. That will quickly result in a very small and burnt candle.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
Reach for the corporate star, Libra. It may be within your reach. You have worked too hard for too long to let this rare opportunity go by without a grab. But understand that everything has a cost. Here it may be too much time at work and not enough time nurturing home and family. Balance as best you can and weigh the scales with the extra cash you earn.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 22)
Expand your horizons with either a quick and fanciful vacation or a summer of nothing but lounging around the house and surfing the internet. Whatever lowers your stress will work. And the less said the better. Your words have a powerful but unintended effect. Think first and talk second. Better still, don’t talk at all. Let your actions speak louder than your words.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 22)
Even if you don’t feel especially feisty, the planets conspire to make you a delightful sexy morsel this summer. Sagittarians attract anyone they set their minds to attract. Your amours will be plentiful and wooing them will be costly. This can get you into both fiscal and emotional trouble! Are your eyes too big for your whatevers? Oh whatever!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 – JANUARY 20)
How independent and fancy free do you really feel, Capricorn? You may find that you need to find (or create) the boundaries in certain one-to-one relationships so that you can truly be you. Finding your center is an important goal that should be very achievable now. It will not be without some compromise for the love of others but nothing that you can’t live with.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Working hard has its benefits. But working smart is … well.. smarter. Aquarians need to put something extra into their efforts so that they really pay off. Sometimes that means gaining underhanded advantages. Sometimes it is just going with your gut to get you through the weeds. Consider your options before the field is overgrown and you need some mowing.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 – MARCH 20)
Let your creativity go on a wild tangent and see where it leads you now. Any artistic adventure will bring far-flung friends closer and ratchet up the fun and frolic. But learn to conserve your energy so that you can go the distance in any party-fueled pursuit.  It would be a shame to turn into a pumpkin just before the harvest moon ball.

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Lichtenstein’s blog  www.thestarryeye.typepad.com covers everything new age. Her astrology book HerScopes is the best in tongue-in-cheek astrology. Order now at tinyurl.com/herscopes

Lichtenstein’s blog www.thestarryeye.typepad.com covers everything new age. Her astrology book HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians is the best in tongue-in-cheek astrology. Order now at tinyurl.com/herscopes
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